Hey, Captain Palu. Cap? Do you mind if I don't call you captain? There's some negative connotations with that word for me right now. Can I call you Imania? Or Palu? Whatever you like, I'm easy.
My name is Tony Stark. I'm not wanting to beat around the bush with you, so I'm asking you for a job.
Anything. Any sort of engineering job. Hell, I'll scrub out the replicators with pipe cleaners to start, although you'd be wasting my talents to be honest. Anything at all. I've been studying what I can from the ship's computer, the sassy wench. Give me an instruction manual, forty-eight hours, and a practical test, I'll show you I know what I'm doing.
Because, let's be honest here. You wanna get home. I wanna roll around in your fancy outer space technology. We both win in this scenario.
Otherwise, I'm going to be a sad little futurist with his thumb up his butt and no outlet for his creative impulses. Which is a very, very bad combo, trust me.
Love and kisses, Tony Stark
PS: Don't listen to a word that B'Elanna says. I'm an innocent victim.
text; send on the 3rd day stardate
My name is Tony Stark. I'm not wanting to beat around the bush with you, so I'm asking you for a job.
Anything. Any sort of engineering job. Hell, I'll scrub out the replicators with pipe cleaners to start, although you'd be wasting my talents to be honest. Anything at all. I've been studying what I can from the ship's computer, the sassy wench. Give me an instruction manual, forty-eight hours, and a practical test, I'll show you I know what I'm doing.
Because, let's be honest here. You wanna get home. I wanna roll around in your fancy outer space technology. We both win in this scenario.
Otherwise, I'm going to be a sad little futurist with his thumb up his butt and no outlet for his creative impulses. Which is a very, very bad combo, trust me.
Love and kisses,
Tony Stark
PS: Don't listen to a word that B'Elanna says. I'm an innocent victim.